Utterly Sluttily (A funny erotic romance novel)

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Everything happens for a reason.

Every cloud has a silver lining.

What doesn€t kill you makes you stronger.

Bo!!*cks.

At least that€s what I thought as I boarded the plane - miserable, humiliated and absolutely furious. I€d always done what was expected of me, followed the rules and been a good girl. School, work, the apartment, the almost-husband and where had it got me?

Here...a place where no sane individual would want to dwell.

I€d heard every clich© in those last few hours and I wasn€t about to become a walking one. Lao-Tzu once said that €˜a journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step€ and this was my journey. According to the screen on the back of the seat it was 4255 miles and it started with a complimentary eye mask and two miniature bottles of airline house white, but the principal was the same.

It was simple. I had two options. Cry into my €˜something old€; a Victorian lace handkerchief that had belonged to my grandmother, or start something new. So with the theme from Rocky playing in my head, I drew on the wisdom of that old Chinese philosopher and decided on the latter.

At that precise moment I had no idea just what a journey of self discovery it would turn out to be, or one that I€d embark on and embrace quite so...utterly sluttily.
Looking back now, they€d been right after all.

Everything happens for a reason.

Every cloud has a silver lining.

What doesn€t kill you makes you stronger.

I added the last one later. It€s good to be bad.

When Daisy Delaney is dumped at the altar, she has no idea just how far reaching the consequences of her subsequent meltdown will be. Hot-footing it on her honeymoon to escape the humiliation and the horrors unfolding on You Tube, Daisy decides to reclaim her life and re-write the rules for jilted brides everywhere.

In a resort of sun, sea, sand, solid abs and strawberry daiquiri, she soon realises that when she sheds her €˜good girl€ tag and decides to behave utterly sluttily that just about anything can happen.

Through a series of steamy encounters and sexual firsts, Daisy is thrust into a whirlwind journey of recovery and self discovery, until a beautiful stranger offers her lessons in liberation that she€ll never forget.

€˜Utterly Sluttily€ is a contemporary erotic romance novel containing graphic descriptions of sex and profanity and is recommended for adult readers.