Unreal Elections

At the risk of offending you a little, India€s funniest bloggers would like to hold forth on:

€ Why Narendra Modi€s favourite movie is The Lion King
€ What happens to Arnab Goswami€s milkman when he tries to cheat him
€ How Sonia G reshuffles her Cabinet with a little help from Britney Spears
€ Why Kejriwal must wear a shawl in the Delhi summer
€ What fills Manmohan Singh with rage
€ Why Ravi Shastri must moderate the prime ministerial debate

And what all of this has to do with the most Unreal Elections of the Summer of 2014 . . .