What does Homer Simpson call “friend…mother…secret lover?” Television, you meathead! Here comes your wacky neighbor Uncle John to present TV the way only he can. From test patterns to Top Chef, from My Three Sons to Mad Men, as well as TV news, advertising, scandals, sitcoms, dramas, reality shows, and yadda yadda yadda, Uncle John's Bathroom Reader Tunes into TV is “dy-no-mite!” Read about…

Gilligan’s seven deadly sins
The inside story of TV’s first commercial
What goes on behind the scenes of Jeopardy!
The most incredibly bizarre shows from around the world
Why Gene Roddenberry tried to beam the original Star Trek cast into space
What reality show producers don’t want you to know
How the King of Late Night crushed his competition
What really went down on the island of LOST
Unexpected sitcom fatalities
TV’s greatest chimps
And much, much more!