Two Minutes To Quiz Night

Question 1: Name a place where people like to drink?
Answer: Pub.

Question 2: Name a game in which people attempt to answer a series of
questions correctly?
Answer: Quiz.

Question 3: Name a game in which people attempt to answer a series of
questions correctly in a place where people like to drink?
Answer: Pub quiz.

Question 4: Name the title of a roller-coaster thrill ride of a novel centred
upon an eight-team pub-quiz league populated by a rainbow
cast of colourful characters, who find themselves barrelling
uncontrollably through a plot full to brimming with savage
murder, more jokes than you can shake a stick at,
controversy and rudeness on every page and a final twist so
cunning and unexpected that you€ll need to go and have a
lie-down after finishing the book because your head will be
spinning so wildly?
Answer: Two Minutes To Quiz Night by Norm de Ploom.

Please note: Two Minutes To Quiz Night contains, amongst other things, 896 quiz questions and answers, hundreds upon hundreds of jokes, a demon called Derek, a talking horse called Wilfrid, a succubus that not only satisfies its victim's insatiable lusts but also does the ironing afterwards and a man in a tutu.

Some testimonials about €˜Two Minutes To Quiz Night€

€œI€m so ashamed of him. He used to be such a good boy!€ - Norma de Ploom

€œThe best book I€ve ever seen!" - Ray Charles

€œI am sick to the back fangs of the bigoted representation of my followers in books like this! I will be seeking legal advice! After all, there€s no shortage of lawyers down here!€ - Satan, The Great Adversary, Lord Of The Flies, The Fallen Angel

€œFunny as ****! De Ploom has excelled himself! A real laugh-a-minute riot of a book.€ - God, Yahweh, the Father of All, Lord Almighty