Toddlers Are A**holes: It's Not Your Fault

Toddler A**holery is a normal part of human development. It€s like puberty but focuses mainly on throwing food on the floor and taking swings at people who pay your way in life. Reader, never ever blame yourself for your toddler being an a**hole to you. Toddlers are beautiful, kind, and wonderful to people who are not in primary custody of them. There€s a reason toddlers are at their peak cuteness: it€s because nature knows that toddlerhood is when you are most likely to take your child to a public park and leave them there with a note that says, €œI€m a little $hit and they couldn€t take it anymore.€ Hide in the bathroom and read this hilarious, satirical guide for instant comic relief from cutting toast into perfect triangles.