The Onion Presents The Finest Reporting On Literature, Media, And Other Dying Art Forms

Who knows what the future may hold for reading. Well, aside from the genius minds at the Onion, virtually nobody. But until the day of brain scans and inter-retinal video displays, everyone can enjoy this assemblage of letters and punctuation that comprises America's finest collection of news reporting on all things literate. For generations, the Onion has covered the writing world as much as it's contributed to it. This anthology of literature and media stories includes everything from national stories such as "J.K. Rowling Ends Harry Potter Series After Discovering Boys" and "Reading-Is-Fundamentalists Slaughter 52 Illiterates," to local reports such as "Area Man Well-Versed In First Thirds Of Great Literature" and "First-Time Novelist Constantly Asking Wife What It's Like To Be A Woman." Enjoy The Finest Reporting On Literature, Media, And Other Dying Forms on the Kindle until 2021, when it's made available via Amazon Brain Scans.