Ten Marriage Secrets: From an Expert (in Zilch)

If you are married, this ebook is for you.
If you are not married, this ebook is for you.
If you want to get married, this ebook is for you.
If you never want to get married, this ebook is for you.
If you are reading this, this ebook is for you.

"This book is great! #1-Super duper terrific! Should get a blue ribbon for sure." I.M. Wright

"Did she really mention my colonoscopy? Egads!" I.M. Wright's Hubby.

I have been married a really super long time. Five decades. Which is weird, considering I tell everyone that I am only thirty years old. But that is not the point. The point is I have a lot of experience (some good some, well, not so good). Years and years of ‘til death do us part.’ On our twenty-five year anniversary someone asked me if I planned to renew my vows. I said, “Why, did they expire? Was there a limited warrantee I didn’t know about?”

And from all of those marital years I have gathered the top ten secrets for marriage just for you. Yes. In this ebook you will find out ten marriage secrets. This ebook is super short, sort of sweet and definitely shoots straight to the point. You will be able to read it in no time, like maybe under five minutes. After all, who has time for lengthy books with all that boring tedious research and those annoying facts anyway? This very concise ebook is chock full of personal stories. In your face no nonsense advice.

This ebook also offers you no frills real honest to goodness organic homegrown helpful (and some, not so much) advice. I one hundred percent guarantee (yes 100%) if you read this entire book, you will reach the last page.

So there. Even a guarantee thrown in at no extra cost to you.