Take the All-Mart! (Scoundrels of the Wasteland Book 1)

Brothers. Cyborgs. Con-men. Idiots.

Roaring into the post-apocalyptic Wasteland on the run from a jilted warlord queen in a mind-controlled Dodge Swinger, cyborg brothers Trip and Rudy take on a suicide mission, plunging headlong into a world-devouring, sentient department store swarming with nanomachine-infested zombies, to rescue the daughter of a king--all for the love of an orgy-loving cyber-nun. And for the reward.

Okay, mostly for the reward.