Switchblade Jack Pumpkin Ale, Beer Making Extract Kit

You got careless with your footsteps, Toto, and now you've wandered far from your safe little pumpkin patch and found yourself lost in the bowels of the city night, where a set of sinister eyes narrow upon you from that darkened alley.  Yeah, you've just met Switchblade Jack, and the flick of his blade means that you'll be pleading for mercy before this hair-raising pint of 7.7% pumpkin alcohol fright!  Don't you dare ask why that brew beams upon you with that malevolent tone of red-no, just enjoy your sip of this devilishly smooth, malt-and-caramel-infused pumpkin pie beast-because you never know when your next sip may be your last.  And while your hand is trembling with that pint, you'd better watch that blade-for this psycho is sure to carve a smile of malicious delight onto the face of your trembling pumpkin!