Stress for Success: The New Management Revolution

At long last, a radical new management philosophy is here. It cuts through the nonsense and tells it like it is. Stress is the answer. Don't be wasteful or careless with this precious resource. Cultivate stress, grow it, develop it. Stress is Success. Rohan Candappa shows the way to become, by far, the most annoying manager in the office. Remember an employee under stress is an employee undermined. A Talented Manager Shouldn't Only Talk Out Of His Mouth -- Never let lack of knowledge on any particular subject fool you into thinking that you can't give your opinions. At Least There's One Person Around Here Who's Talking Sense -- Learn to love the sound of your own voice. The Waiting Game -- Always keep people waiting outside your office for at least 20 minutes. Especially for prearranged meetings. The Big Picture -- At all costs, avoid considering the Big Picture. Small pictures, and poring over their details in eye-straining effort, are far more useful when it comes to generating stress. Humorist Rohan Candappa earned his M.B.A., Master of Being Annoying, with honors. Study the lessons, learn the techniques, and employ the strategies to bully coworkers into submission by the sheer force of being supremely irritating. This hilarious little book will delight anyone who has ever worked in an office setting.