Stinky's Cash Floes: Special Bonus: Stinky's Best Worst Birthday (Stinky Stories)

Introduction

Stinky is proud of the clever way he managed the transition from cramped apartment dweller to spacious condo owner so he launches his own boutique law and wealth management firm. His courage falters when a summer client drought turns his cash flow into a trickle. Eddie sends him on the lecture circuit to drum up business, not knowing Stinky is the world’s worst public speaker. When Stinky advises a redoubtable matron to leave her deadbeat husband a two dollar bet on a pony, Eddie is afraid his mom’s lodge will cancel her membership. Stinky counsels forbearance and reconciliation, but if you have already passed that stage, don't miss some awesome tips about how to disinherit an unloved one.

Special Bonus

“Stinky’s Best Worst Birthday,” is a short, short story that tells of the most lovingly prepared and worst tasting meal of Stinky’s life. Armed with the confidence of Lucy facing a vat of grapes, Eddie follows a recipe to a T and still gets an F. When he puts the meal on the table, be sure to have a Glade PlugIn handy if your Kindle is equipped with the new “Spell and Smell” feature.

About Stinky Stories

The #1 bestselling Amazon series, “Stinky Stories” includes almost eighty comic short stories that span over fifty years of Stinky and Eddie’s lives. Stinky is chatty and insouciant, and while Eddie may not say as much, when something needs to be done, he’s already doing it. They’re as close as Brooklyn and Queens and as unlikely to separate.

Stinky doesn’t go looking for trouble, but he can’t hide from it. It’s part of the “best looking man on the planet” package. His work and family connections tie him to all the city’s civic leaders and the crazier their ideas, the more likely they are to ask Stinky for help. Whether he’s trying to make an honest man of a shifty antiquarian, broker a deal between warring historical societies or save a dreary historic house, Stinky’s clients know he’ll always go the extra mile, even if he’s going in the wrong direction. Stinky and Eddie would like to live quietly, but lucky for us that never happens.

Stinky and Eddie are supported by a collection of outrageous guest stars and an ever expanding cast of relatives. The stories are witty and literate and readers don’t have to leave their brains in a jar to enjoy them. Whether it’s a flat-out farce, bedroom comedy, sexy romp, sly satire or screwball family intrigue, you’re never far from a happy ending in every Stinky story. Isn’t that what we really need these days?

If you’re curious about Stinky and Eddie’s other humorous adventures, go to Stinky and Eddie’s website for quotes of the week, frequently asked questions, publication information and news of our boys’ dealings.

Stinky approaches poverty with characteristic extravagance in “Stinky’s Cash Floes.” When he mentions "The Poor Man’s Rice Cookbook," he’s talking about a booklet that provides much needed help when times are lean. If you’re curious, ask for a recipe using the “Contact Us” website page. We know you’re trying to save for those lavish volumes of collected Stinky Stories and we want to help:

www.stinkyandeddie.com

Discover Peter Grant’s published works, Stinky or otherwise on his Amazon author page:

https://amazon.com/author/grantpeter

For more information about the talented cover artist and filmmaker Waylon Bacon:

www.waylonbacon.com

Related stories are listed at the end for further reading.