Stinky Secrets (Stinky Stories Book 5)

Lock Up the Silver, Granny's Coming to Town!

Stinky’s granny isn't light-fingered, but she has another questionable beau in tow. The last one put the moves on Stinky and the previous one helped himself to everything that was small and looked valuable.

Granny’s latest beau is age appropriate, but who is he, really? How does Stinky deal with Granny’ astonishing secret? Why is Eddie the only good-looking man on earth Granny doesn’t seem to care for? Oh no, Eddie has a secret. Did Granny push the boys out of the plane or did they jump? Shocked? Read on.

This is one of the rare Stinky Stories that has some heart and depth to it. Don't worry the really crazy ones are coming soon. There's still a happy ending and even a happy landing.

About Stinky Stories

The #1 bestselling Amazon series, “Stinky Stories” will eventually include over seventy comic short stories that span over fifty years of Stinky and Eddie’s lives. Stinky is chatty and insouciant, and while Eddie may not say as much, when something needs to be done, he’s already doing it. They’re as close as Brooklyn and Queens and as unlikely to separate.

Stinky doesn’t go looking for trouble, but he can’t hide from it. It’s part of the “best looking man on the planet” package. His work and family connections tie him to all the city’s civic leaders and the crazier their ideas, the more likely they are to ask Stinky for help. His rector leans on him when a guest organist arrives followed by two hundred police cars and several helicopters or when he needs help organizing an Easter egg hunt or doesn’t know what to do with his porn star nephew. Stinky lends a hand to solve dozens of outsize problems for his near and dear. On the rare day when all his clients are behaving, a relative or neighbor is apt to uncork a bottle of crazy and pour a glass for our boy. Stinky and Eddie would like to live quietly, but lucky for us that never happens.

Stinky and Eddie are supported by a collection of outrageous guest stars and an ever expanding cast of relatives. The stories are witty and literate and readers don’t have to leave their brains in a jar to enjoy them. Whether it’s a flat-out farce, bedroom comedy, sexy romp, sly satire or screwball family intrigue, you’re never far from a happy ending in every Stinky story. Isn’t that what we really need these days?

Each story is an independent tale, but there is some overlap between them. If you’re curious about Stinky and Eddie’s other humorous adventures, go to www.stinkyandeddie.com for quotes of the week, frequently asked questions, publication information and news of our boys’ dealings.

Information about Peter Grant’s published works, Stinky or otherwise is on his Amazon author page:

https://amazon.com/author/grantpeter

For more information about talented cover artist and filmmaker Waylon Bacon:

www.waylonbacon.com

Related stories are listed at the end for further reading.