Squishable / Mini 7" Arctic Fox

Picture the scene at the Animal Kingdom senior prom. The Goat strokes his goatee and flashes a toothy smile. The Sea Lion fiddles with his tie. The disco ball turns slowly overhead. Then the big metal doors of the gym fly open and a smoke machine blankets the floor with...smoke! Guitar riffs and pulsating bass shake the floor as the Mini Arctic Fox struts in, glowing with the coolness of a thousand starry tundra nights! Those silvery ears! That sleek, fuzzy fur, reminiscent of his older brother the Squishable Arctic Fox! Ladies love the Arctic Fox! Men want to be the Arctic Fox! Also vice-versa! Ladies and gents, the classiness has arrived.