Poo-Pourri Preventive Bathroom Odor Spray 2-Piece Set, Includes 2-Ounce and 4-Ounce Bottle, Hush Flush

Q: Toilets have feelings too, you know. Before I go carelessly spritzing, I want to make sure Poo-Pourri is okay for my treasured toilet and precious plumbing system. Is it safe? A: Don't you worry, sweetie poo-your beloved loo is safe with us. Poo-Pourri is made of essential oils and other natural compounds and is no worse for your waste water system than natural shampoos and conditioners. Think of all the awful bleach and harsh chemicals other folks flush down their precious potties, yuck! And Poo-Pourri will not leave a residue in the bowl. In fact, Poo-Pourri contains many of the same elements found in natural household cleaners. Your toilet may even thank you with a "flush yeah!" Q: A trustworthy friend swore to me that Poo-Pourri is made of 4 parts Atlantis salt water, 2 parts Bermuda Triangle air, and 1 part unicorn pee. Is that true, or do I need a new friend? A: Do you smell that? It's your friend's pants on fire. Though its powers may seem magical, Poo-Pourri is the real, stink-fightin' deal. It's made of essential oils and other natural compounds. NO Harsh Chemicals NO Parabens NO Phthalates NO Aerosol ALL Stink-Fightin' Good Stuff Q: I'm a feast-eatin' fella and I actually enjoy my own scent. So get up off me, Poo-Pourri! A: Well, maybe your significant other or coworkers don't. Don't be selfish, mister. Think, before you stink. I will leave you with this quote from an ancient philosopher whose name we cannot spell nor pronounce: "You shouldn't punish others for your own choices.