Pet Pal Dog Pen

Stop writing with those pens that aren't shaped like domestic animals, and get yourself the Pet Pal Dog Pens! There are four of these geeky pens, and they're all shaped like Daschund/Weiner/Got Put In A Stretcher Machine Dogs. The available colors are green, fuschia, orange, and white. Not pink - fuschia. The best part about the Pet Pal Dog Pens? Their midsection detaches, revealing a writing utensil! Who woulda thunk it? Maybe Benjamin Franklin, but that's the same guy who thought it would be a good idea to fly a kite in the middle of a thunderstorm. And we Americans call him one of our finest thinkers. "You know that he didn't get shocked, right? Because he was a genius?" Mere formalities, my dear Watson. The Pet Pal Dog Pens are $6 a piece, so that means you can get all four for... for... for... for... twenty four dollars! (I had to add up all of those fours in my head. Impressive, huh?) Collect all of these adorable pens, and then feel proud of yourself for falling into the advertising trap that the designers have set for you.