Micro Squishable Narwhal

When we think, "What kind of animal really needs a horn on its head?" why do we immediately think "a horse"? I mean, the poor thing would develop all kinds of back problems, and each friendly nuzzling would turn the recipient into a shishkabob. Stick that horn on a whale instead! Light and sleek, blue and wiggly, !@#$ adorable...in aquatic dueling, a well-equipped whale is sure to beat its equine competition every time. Now you can hold this fearsome (yet completely harmless) be-horned creature in your hand! It's the shishkabest!