Manhattan Toy Stanley Kreecher Pillow

An experiment gone horribly right It started out innocently enough. Scientists at a topsecret pillow research laboratory were tasked with creating "the ultimate kid's pillow." It would be soft. It would be cute. It would render the possessor curiously giddy. The scientists began dangerously experimenting, where they crosspollinated throw pillows with baby blankets and leg stockings. They spliced DNA from old sweaters and abandoned teddy bears, and wrapped comforter innards with beanbag skins. They tried everything. And everything failed horribly, magnificently. For reasons that remain unmentioned, the illfated project and lab were quietly shut down. The Kreechers were banished to a subterranean vault. However, a handful of mischievous mutants escaped through an air vent and stowed away atop a passing RV. Today, they live among us. Searching for real kids who will look past their twisted exteriors and see them for what they were always meant to be: warm, fuzzy, lifelong friends.Stanley Kreecher is the result of flea market castaways being incubated in gutted out TV set. Now, dual hidef antennae and builtin blue tooth help Stanley stay tuned into whatever wavelength you operate on. He just needs some love...Features:warm and fuzzy pillow monstrosity great for cuddling and also fun room decor kids will love to collect these bright, unique pillows a perfect gift it is like unwrapping a warm, fuzzy, lifelong friend Size: 14" x 13"