Liquid Ass BARFume Puke Spray

After much research and development, the ASSmen bring you BARFume - puke smell in a bottle. Remember back when someone tossed their cookies in the hallway at school (and they put that granular stuff on it)? BARFume will let you relive those days of yore when you and your schoolmates had split into either side of the hall to avoid the vomit mess while trying to hurriedly move through the uvula-tickling upchuck smell. You can relive those days with a quick dash of BARFume. Better yet, let your coworkers and friends relive those school days while you sit back and laugh.