Joe Vampire (Joe Vampire Series Book 1)

Hey, folks. I€m Joe, and I€m a vampire €“ not by choice, mind you, but by accident€¦a fate-twisting, fang-creating, blood lust-inducing misunderstanding.

It started with a group date, a case of mistaken identity and far too many sake bombers, and ended with a ridiculous set of circumstances that I just can€t seem to wrap my head around.

Maybe you can tell: I€m not real happy about it. But I€m certainly not going to let it get in the way of my life.

So I€ve thrown my ranting into a blog. I€m hanging out my dirty laundry in an effort to explain the real deal about being a card-carrying member of the Undead Elite. Maybe it will help others understand the truth about vampires. Believe me, it€s not all satin capes and naked ladies€¦none of it is, actually. Instead, it€s just one nasty little surprise after another. The truth bears exposing, and I€m pulling back the curtain on all of it. If I can figure out how to keep it from mowing me over in the process, then that€s groovy, too.

And that thing about vampires sparkling in the sun?

That is a bunch of bull.