Java Mama's Hoodoo-Voodoo Black Coffee Stout, Beer Making Extract Kit

The sun rises above the Jamaican Blue Mountains, and in the valley below you hear the drums thumping somewhere in the trees, where the leaden smoke lifts to the clouds and guides your eyes to your hand, where you grip a pint of this charming, black beauty of a beverage, with its tropical, tan head. And like that smoke rises effortlessly to the sky, your pint rises magically to your lips, where your taste buds are suddenly transfixed by the overwhelming sensations of bold roasty flavors, which immediately release their enchantments of mocha and coffee so appropriately sweetened with background notes of rum and toffee. Suddenly, your expression pops zombie-eyed, and your taste buds are forever cursed to desire stout with the exotic coffee extravagance of the islands.