It's Stinky at the Beach (Stinky Stories)
Summer Sex on the Sand Dunes?
Eddie is cool and brave when he faces dangerous murderers, but a weekend at a sprawling cottage crammed with Stinky€s relatives sounds like more than he can handle. Stinky€s mother€s family has been going to the same faded place since just after the Volstead Act was repealed (Stinky suggests they bought it with their bootlegging profits) and Eddie is convinced he won€t fit in, especially when Protestant sports like tennis and miniature golf are on the program. To add to Eddie€s perplexity, he€s the first €œguest€ Stinky ever brought and the ancient bed springs are said to creak. That€s a lot to sort out in less than 36 hours, but read on to find out how it goes.
About Stinky Stories The #1 bestselling Amazon series, €œStinky Stories€ will eventually include over seventy comic short stories that span over fifty years of Stinky and Eddie€s lives. Stinky is chatty and insouciant, and while Eddie may not say as much, when something needs to be done, he€s already doing it. They€re as close as Brooklyn and Queens and as unlikely to separate.
Stinky doesn€t go looking for trouble, but he can€t hide from it. It€s part of being best looking man on the planet. His work and family connections tie him to all the city€s civic leaders and the crazier their ideas, the more likely they are to ask Stinky for help. Stinky€s most difficult client mixes his own DNA into various plants with limited success, Stinky brokers a deal to save a treasured community theater, Stinky dreams he and his sister are the meanest kids who ever played Hansel and Gretel €“ the witch turns vegan in less than a day €“ in just a few of his merry capers. On the rare day when all his clients are behaving, a relative or neighbor is apt to uncork a bottle of crazy and pour a glass for our boy. Stinky and Eddie would like to live quietly, but lucky for us that never happens.
Stinky and Eddie are supported by a collection of outrageous guest stars and an ever expanding cast of relatives. The stories are witty and literate and readers don€t have to leave their brains in a jar to enjoy them. Whether it€s a flat-out farce, bedroom comedy, sexy romp, sly satire or screwball family intrigue, you€re never far from a happy ending in every Stinky story. Isn€t that what we really need these days?
Each story is an independent tale, but there is some overlap between them. If you€re curious about Stinky and Eddie€s other humorous adventures, go to Stinky and Eddie€s website for quotes of the week, frequently asked questions, publication information and news of our boys€ dealings.
Stinky€s uncle mixes a pitcher of his signature cocktail in this tale. If you€re curious about how it tastes, ask for the recipe using the €œContact Us€ website page. You must swear to be over 21 to imbibe even a sip of this summertime refresher. Hell, you have to be 18 to even ask the name of it. For all things Stinky visit:
www.stinkyandeddie.com
Discover Peter Grant€s published works, Stinky or otherwise on his Amazon author page:
https://amazon.com/author/grantpeter
For more information about the talented cover artist and filmmaker Waylon Bacon:
www.waylonbacon.com
Related stories are listed at the end for further reading.
