Island Dogs A Sack of Shit - Novelty Poop Toy Gag Gift Realistic Looking Fake Poop in 4 Popular Shapes - Includes Carry Bag - The for a Special Friend
These 4 man-made turds (but not the way you think--these are a wood composite) vary in size from 2" dia. to 3" long and look real enough at first glance! Eech.