I Thought We Agreed To Pee In The Ocean: And Other Amusings From A Girl Wearing Sweatpants

From mourning the finale of a beloved television series to accidentally attending a pole dancing class intended for professional strippers, this collection captures life€s absurdities through the perspective of an every-woman. Alena Dillon invites readers to laugh along with her as she reflects on universal experiences including diet frustration (The devil is in the Doritos), as well as situations uniquely Dillon€s own, such as pounding on the side of a moving Mister Softee truck. Her widely recognizable stories of love, rejection, body image, snarky baristas, bargain hunting, ill-timed snorting and, of course, public urination, will leave you reeling.