I Saw Ariel Do a Keg Stand: The Wild Side of Walt Disney World
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I Saw Ariel Do a Keg Stand: The Wild Side of Walt Disney World

SEX, PIXIE DUST, AND PARTY BUSES

What happens when you gather a few thousand college kids in Florida, put them in shared apartments, and pay them just enough to survive? Spring break? Worse. Disney College Program.

Not everyone who takes part in the Disney College Program does so out of sincere desire to bring magic into your day (and increase Disney's bottom line). Some of them do it to party, get drunk, and get laid. A lot. Disney doesn't want you to know that. Disney will tell you it doesn't happen.

In I Saw Ariel Do a Keg Stand, Chris Grimm takes you through the hook ups, fights, party buses, drunken binges, and carnal exploits that filled his five months as a Cast Member at Walt Disney World. (At least what he remembers of it.)

Grimm's magical days included:

  • Gaming the application process
  • Using Facebook to schedule Disney hook ups
  • Boarding the fabled party bus for hedonistic adventures
  • Getting hassled by the Orlando police on and off Disney property
  • Breaking up fights and mopping up blood at Blizzard Beach
  • Finding love in the Magic Kingdom, maybe, and then losing it

WARNING: If your son or daughter has been accepted into the Disney College Program, do not read this book (you won't let them go). If you're a Disney Mom who loves pixie dust and think Walt never farted, do not read this book. If you think Tucker Max and Howard Stern are disgusting excuses for human beings, do not read this book.

Everyone else: tell Mickey to close his eyes and pull down his pants, because this is the WILD SIDE of Walt Disney World.

  • AuthorChris Grimm
  • BindingPaperback
  • EAN9781941500156
  • ISBN1941500153
  • LabelTheme Park Press
  • ManufacturerTheme Park Press
  • NumberOfPages142
  • ProductGroupBook
  • ProductTypeNameABIS_BOOK
  • PublicationDate2014-10-10
  • PublisherTheme Park Press
  • StudioTheme Park Press
  • TitleI Saw Ariel Do a Keg Stand: The Wild Side of Walt Disney World