How to Survive Hospital Care -or- "Why They Keep Bedpans In The Freezer"

Having recently frolicked through open-heart surgery and other devious mutilations on his Greek-god physique, fearless William C. Anderson has sharpened his lance and taken on the medical profession.
Scientists have concluded that humor plays a vital role in the recovery of hospital patients. This off-the-wall "How-to" (or "How-not-to") book contains such helpful chapters as "When Not To Grope Your Nurse," "Never Eat Hospital Food That Crawls," "Never Shake Hands With A Proctologist," and "Should You Have Sex During Surgery?"
Sooner or later all of us will face the foreboding portals of a hospital ward. This small but mighty tome will guide you through them with a stiff upper lip and a song in your heart.