Homer Simpson Dashboard Driver

This hilarious Homer Simpson Dashboard Ornament takes out your road rage on other drivers by shouting insults and helps you maintain inner peace with his red-light-turn-green chant. Responding to the car's motion, he yells things like, "Your child may be an honor student, but you're a moron!" "Oh, why do slow people have to be in front of me?" and "Yeah, yeah, quit your waving. I'll move through the intersection when I'm good and ready, Officer!" Of course you can speed through his sayings by pressing the button at his feet, for instance until you hear "Red-light-turn-greeennnn... now!" (This mystical chant may take a minute to work). Availability: This Homer Simpson Dashboard Ornament takes approximately one business day plus transit time.