High Cotton Dachshund, It's German for Little Pain in The A Doormat (Natural)
This is a perfectly fine, if not certainly adequate doormat. This doormat will bring smiles, chuckles, and maybe even a tail wag or two. A humorous welcome mat at the entrance gets visitors laughing at your front door. Surprise your guests at the door with this hilarious indoor/outdoor doormat. Be the first in your neighborhood to own one today! DO NOT MACHINE WASH.