Goat Lips: Tales of a Lapsed Englishman
GOLD Â WINNERÂ in Humor at National IPPY Book Awards
SILVER MEDALS in Memoir & Illustration at CIPA EVVY Book Awards
Finalist in Humor at USA Book Awards
Finalist in Humor at Indy Excellence Awards
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Goat Lips delivers a thought-provoking romp through a lapsed Englishman's life, who--after a quarter century of living in the United States--realized he'd neglected to renew his subscription to England. Â
 Matthew's relentless wit and insight is front and center as we bounce between England and the United States, experiencing one hilarious, and sometimes poignant, tale after another--from escaping the clutches of the law to the pain and joy of parenthood, discovering the dangers of real ale and the agony of not being heard, whilst savoring a fiery dessert, the glamour of show business, the awkwardness of nakedness, and the utter wrongness of a Jesus piñata!
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His ability to question the assumptions of everyday life with a wry grin, tender touch, and a twinkle in his kind eyes makes Matthew's tales endlessly entertaining. You'll want to read them more than once and even share them aloud with others in your best English accent.