Funny Life Quotes. Life Axioms to Live By. 2nd Edition

Revised 2nd Edition €“ November 2012
New, enhanced, and with more funny, hysterical, original quotes on life and living. Insights for 2012 and beyond€¦ Axioms to Live By. Page after of page of witty quotes and horribly funny cartoons on the truths of life.
A funny quotes & one liners collection you will be sure to enjoy and share.

Note: Originally a funny gift book, now in electronic version.

Sample funny quotes €“ one liners:

€ More expensive mirrors don€t make you look better.
€ While they predict the fate of winter, always remember --- groundhogs are NOT meteorologists.
€ Remember you can€t have a God Complex if you are an atheist.
€ You don€t have to be a turkey to look stuffed.
€ Look with your eyes, not your mouth.
€ We often seek the truth when it is in our favor.