Dyscountopia

It’s the year 2047. Retail rules the world. What was once the planet Earth has become Omega-Mart, a discount store mega-giant that encompasses the entire globe. For the people of Omega-Mart, being a good citizen means being a good employee and being a good consumer. Everyone works at Omega-Mart. Everyone shops at Omega-Mart. Everyone shares in the ecstasy of quality discount merchandise at low, low prices.

But at what cost? That's what Albert Zim is about to find out as, one morning, he's called into his boss' office to be fired...into outer space. Now, with the help of a deranged amateur psychotherapist and an ex-commando chimp named Bobo, Zim must find his way back home, and find a way to save the world from itself.

Dyscountopia is a 50,000 word work of fiction about a future so absurd it could be mistaken for the present. Recommended for crackpots, dim-wits, half-wits, nit-wits, and semi-illiterates seeking something to read on the potty, it's a bargain and everyone knows it. Enjoy!