Dragon Door Ab Pavelizer II

The Ab PavelizerTM II's new sleek-'n-light design
guarantees a perfect sit-up by forcing you to do it
right. Now, escape or half-measures are impossible.
Sit down at the Ab PavelizerTM II and a divine slab of
abs will be served up whether you like it or not. You'll
startle yourself in your own mirror!

The secret to the Ab PavelizerTM II is in the extra-active
resistance it provides you. The cunning device literally
pushes up against your calves (you'd almost swear it
was a human partner) and forces you to recruit your
glutes and hamstrings. Two wonderful and amazing
things happen. First, it is virtually impossible to do the
Janda situp wrong unless you start with a jerk.
Second, the exercise becomes MUCH harder than on
the Ab PavelizerTM Classic. And "Much Harder" is
Russian for "Quicker Results." It is astonishingly hard
to sit up all the way when the new Ab PavelizerTM II is
loaded with enough weight, 25-35 pounds for most
comrades. Finally, an ab machine that brings out the
beast in you-and then some.

A Great Added Bonus: Are you living in an already over-
cluttered space? Want to conveniently hide the secret
of your abs-success from envious neighbors? The
new Ab PavelizerTM II easily and quickly folds away in
a closet or under your bed. "I work my abs a lot and
they are probably stronger than
the average guy but I found out just how pathetic they
were when my Pavelizer arrived. This is an amazingly
effective piece of equipment. By taking the hip flexors
out of play and isolating the abs, they have to work
like never before. Combined with the power breathing,
my abs are getting stronger by the day."