Accoutrements Affirmation Ball

Need someone to tell you everything is OK? If you're a loser with no friends, have we got the item for you! The Affirmation Ball has a smiley face on the front, and all you have to do to give meaning to your life is to turn it over. It'll share messages like 'Nice outfit!' or 'Your breath is so minty!' or even 'Have you lost weight?' What a marvelous plastic friend, this Affirmation Ball! (And this friend won't hit you up for 5 bucks to pay for lunch, either!)