2 Bee or not 2 Bee: 430 PUN-tastic Halloween Costume Ideas

*New idea for 2013- Dress like a chicken and carry a large coiled spring....and go as a spring chicken. :)

So, Halloween is approaching and this year you are determined to get your act together and start the search for the perfect costume instead of waiting until the day of the party. You've come to the right place.

First of all, don't dress like a ghost. That is boring and people will ignore you since you are supposed to be invisible anyway. But, if you stick a pen and a journal in your ghostly hand, you can tell people you are a "ghost writer." And you will then become the hit of the party. Or maybe not.

Regardless, this book contains 430 costume ideas that are all puns or idioms, served with a side of snark. Some of the costumes are pretty darn creative. Some will make you moan. And moaning is good if you are a zombie. Find costumes in 20 exciting chapters, such as:

Body Parts
Birds of a Feather Do Sh*t Together
Fluffy Little Killer Bunny
Tiara Time

The best thing about 2 Bee or not 2 Bee: 430 PUN-tastic Halloween Costumes is that most of these costumes can be thrown together in two shakes of a lamb's tail. I have no idea how you would dress like that.